Take 2 generous cups of roving,
Mix with pipecleaners...
Add natural colour...
Take 8 frog toes...
Mix until batter resembles 4 frog feet...
Fold in 2 large size frog eyes...
Gently stir in 8 or 9 warts...
He should feel soft to the touch when done...
Garnish with crown...
Kiss...
Ride off into the sunset with your Prince.
